“Elissa Bassist is an author, editor, ex-girlfriend, and a teacher.”“Elissa Bassist is the literary version of Taylor Swift.”“Bassist’s students become more successful than her.” “Ms. Bassist wants to steal your sadness and then make you funny instead of sad; it’s so messed up.”“Elissa edited my piece, and now it is edited.”“This woman wrote and published a book in 12 years only.” Hysterical 〰️ Hysterical 〰️ Hysterical 〰️ a memoir 〰️ By Elissa Bassist 〰️ a memoir 〰️ By Elissa Bassist 〰️ a memoir 〰️ By Elissa Bassist 〰️ Classes Here I am teaching Bill Murray about rape culture. I could teach you about that and more. Yes Funny Women I edit the column “Funny Women” on The Rumpus. Please click Writing I read Infinite Jest and wrote about reading it. Evidence Events I am available for your upcoming poetry event. Click or don't