HYPERFOCUS: A Neurodivergent Comedy Show
Jul
23

HYPERFOCUS: A Neurodivergent Comedy Show

Join host Virginia Dickens (The Onion) on a deep-dive into the niche interests of neurodivergent comedians. Previous hyperfixations have included fingerboarding, the JFK Assassination, and boning Bowser.

Featuring:
Kate Sisk (Comedy Central, HBO Women in Comedy Festival)
Eddie Dougrou (BoogieManja, The Bambino)
Carrie Ross (Boston Comedy Festival, LGBTLOL Queer Comedy Festival)
Me

Doors 9:00 PM

Tickets
$15 early bird (until Jul 16, 09:30PM)
$20 at the door
$10 livestream

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Writer's Digest Humor Writing Virtual Conference
Jun
15

Writer's Digest Humor Writing Virtual Conference

“Writer’s Digest University is pleased to present a one-of-a-kind online event for anyone wanting to inject humor into their writing. On June 15, 2024, the WDU 3rd Annual Humor Writing Virtual Conference will provide expert insights from four award-winning and bestselling humor authors on the finer points of how to write humor.”

I will teach Tragedy Plus Time: Writing "Traumedy" at 7pm EST.

All participants will experience:

  • Four all-new, one-hour webinar presentations examining different aspects of writing humor. Each session will include a live Q&A with the authors.

  • Unlimited OnDemand viewing. All conference sessions will be available for download in the week following the live presentations. Even if you can’t attend every session live, you will be able to view each lecture on your own whenever you choose.

Register here.

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Jun
10

Selling Your Book: The Query Letter, Elevator Pitch, and More

Lighthouse Writers Workshop Lit Fest 2024 panel with Marin Takikawa, Jan Thomas, Anna Qu, Sarah Gerard, Abby Walters, and me.

How do we turn the labors of our hearts into something that can be bought and sold? What happens when the book you've written isn't quite the book you can sell? How do you manage suggestions—in both fiction and nonfiction—that fly in the face of your original draft? Join publishing professionals and writers as they discuss the tools you need for submission (query, proposal, pitch), how to be successful in a competitive marketplace, and tips and tricks to cut down on rejections and make your work stand out. BYOB.
Register here.

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Writing Workshops Dublin
Apr
28
to May 3

Writing Workshops Dublin

Writing Workshops Dublin with Amber Sparks, Ethan Joella, and Elissa Bassist brings together fiction and nonfiction writers for an intensive week of workshops, craft seminars, one-on-one conferences, and in-depth discussions on the craft and business of writing. Our program is intentionally small and will take place in the heart of literary Dublin.

Each fiction and nonfiction workshop will have no more than 10 participants each. All writers will submit two completed pieces of writing. One submission will be workshopped by your cohort and instructor and a second piece will be submitted for your one-on-one meeting with your workshop leader. Daily craft talks are open to all participants and led by program staff or faculty.

Our workshops are open to writers who want to strengthen their voice, develop a greater understanding of craft, and forge a path to publication along the way. We take your writing seriously and place the highest importance on teaching the craft of writing so that students can produce meaningful and memorable work that has the opportunity to find a readership beyond the workshop.

Our mission is to bring your writing out of the wilderness and into community, and for a week every April we think there is no better place for our workshop retreat than on Ireland’s east coast at the mouth of the River Liffey.”

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2024 Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop
Apr
4
to Apr 6

2024 Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop

SOLD OUT. SORRY. Join the waitlist.

I’ll teach two sessions of “Writing Funny Personal Essays”:

Why do you laugh when you read? Because you relate? Because you’re surprised? Because life is an absurd farce? In this session, you’ll learn what every funny personal essay needs in order to write, publish, and promote your own. We’ll analyze funny personal essays by our favorites to use their tricks, and you'll brainstorm what’s unusual and universal in your situations to carve out your stories. We’ll also gossip about pitching, publication hacks, and all my exes.


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Hysterical: A Panel on Humor Writing
Nov
14

Hysterical: A Panel on Humor Writing

You’re invited to this panel of professional humor & satire writers and editors who will demystify how to be funny in prose, online, and at parties. Panelists Emma Allen (The New Yorker editor), Sofia Manfredi (Last Week Tonight, Patriot Act, Clickhole), and Sarah Pappalardo (Reductress co-founder and editor) have done it all: published viral pieces, published full-length books, founded impressive humor & satire sites, written jokes for TV, and edited or subscribed to The New Yorker--and they want to tell you how.

Say yes to the event!

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Jul
11

How to Publish a Tragicomic Memoir: A Short Seminar

In another life-changing craft talk, I will reveal how I sold my tragicomic memoir and how you can, too.

Writing and publishing are two different jobs, and in part two, we’ll focus on the latter. There will be real-talk about queries, proposals, blurbs, platform (and the many, many ways to build one), and how finding an agent and an editor is like dating. What should you ask/tell yourself before/during/after publishing your work to acclaim or silence? I will tell all. I will also normalize rejection, give pep talks to anyone who asks, and answer any question, no matter how stupid.

This is a live, virtual course. Your purchase of this course includes interactive opportunities and unlimited, permanent access to recordings of each session.

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HYSTERICAL WOMEN VARIETY SHOW
Apr
8

HYSTERICAL WOMEN VARIETY SHOW

Everyone's invited to this Hysterical Women Variety Show! With readings, stand-up, and psycho-babble by me, Emily Flake (The New Yorker), Taylor Kay Phillips (Last Week Tonight), Miriam Jayaratna (Reductress), Stephanie Foo (What My Bones Know), Nina Sharma (Not Your Biwi), and Christi Chiello (The LaughtHER Collective). $0.

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Mar
29

How To Write a Memoir: A Craft Talk with Elissa Bassist

What goes into writing a full-length book about yourself? How does a memoir transcend the self? How can a memoir make you laugh while RIPPING YOU APART? In this life-changing craft talk, author Elissa Bassist will reveal how she did it and how you can too, from recyclable early drafts to book proposal to revised book proposal to published book.

Bassist will give you her insights, secrets, and instructions on the "rule of three." She'll show you her notebooks and pens, along with feedback and rejections she received. She'll share her mirror pep-talks and will weigh the pros and cons of panic attacks. And she'll gossip about her research process and her revision process and how to keep going during the “I quit” episodes of a years’ long creative/emotional/spiritual/therapeutic/triggering “journey.”

This craft talk takes after Bassist’s Hysterical.

This is a live, virtual course hosted by Roundtable, which includes interactive opportunities and post-course recordings available for all course participants. Buy tickets.

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HYSTERICAL WOMEN: Readings, Jokes, and Light Witchcraft
Mar
23

HYSTERICAL WOMEN: Readings, Jokes, and Light Witchcraft

Women are great every month, but since it's Women's History Month, let's celebrate. Join us for a night of funny, emotional, loud-mouthed novelists, poets, memoirists, and illustrators reading from their new books: A.M. Homes (The Unfolding), Jennifer Michael Hecht (The Wonder Paradox: Embracing the Weirdness of Existence and the Poetry of Our Lives), Melissa Lozada-Oliva (Dreaming of You, CANDELARIA), Ali Solomon (I Love-ish New York City), and Elissa Bassist (Hysterical) and Stephanie Foo (What My Bones Know). There will also be a Q & A and maybe a seance.

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Writers Weekend 2023
Mar
16
to Mar 18

Writers Weekend 2023

“Augusta University's English and World Languages Department has a long history of hosting award winning authors and performers. Writers Weekend, a conference for readers and writers, celebrates its 10th anniversary this year and we are delighted to host our first in-person programming since early 2020. This year's theme is "Laughter as Medicine," and will feature visiting writers Elissa Bassist and Chris Belden.”

Register here.

Events below are free and open to the public.

March 16th, 7:00 PM

Reading, Conversation, Book Signing with Elissa Bassist & Chris Belden

Columbia County Library, 7022 Evans Town Center Blvd., Evans, GA 30809
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March 17th, 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM

Workshop: "Humor Writing for People Who Are or Aren't Funny (Yet)"

University Hall, Room 170, Augusta University Summerville Campus, 2500 Walton Way, Augusta, GA 30904

The Book Tavern will be selling copies of Hysterical at the workshop session.

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March 17th, 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM

A Competitive Reading of Poetry and Prose

Readers: Ashley Beresch, Evelyn Berry, Vanessa Harris, and Danté Stewart. Judges: Elissa Bassist, Chris Belden, and Latria Graham.

The Doris Building, 930 Broad St., Augusta, GA 30901

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Nov
4

Reading at Lighthouse Writers Workshop

“Join us for a writerly night in which attendees are encouraged to independently write 500 words in the first hour and then join us for a book release celebration for Elissa Bassist's memoir Hysterical. This event is free for current Lighthouse members, and guests are welcome to join for a $5 fee.” RSVP to attend.

4:30–5:30PM: Write.

5:30–6:30PM: Be read to by me, and enjoy my conversation with my sixth-grade teacher and author Ms. Judith Gelt. Audience AMA and dance-off to follow.

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Reading at Tattered Cover
Nov
2

Reading at Tattered Cover

“Tattered Cover is pleased to welcome Elissa Bassist to our Colfax location on November 2nd at 6pm. She will be celebrating the release of her memoir Hysterical! There will be a reading, Q&A, and signing. This event is free and open to the public.”

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Franklin Park Reading Series
Oct
13

Franklin Park Reading Series

Debut Author Showcase, featuring Hua Hsu (Stay True), Zain Khalid (Brother Alive), Sarah Thankam Mathews (All This Could Be Different), Elissa Bassist (Hysterical), and Hila Ratzabi (There Are Still Woods).

Free Admission, happy hour specials + a book raffle.

Books will be available for purchase through Unnameable Books.

Hosted by Penina Roth.

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Brooklyn Book Festival Bookends Event: The Rumpus Presents Funny Women
Oct
3

Brooklyn Book Festival Bookends Event: The Rumpus Presents Funny Women

The Rumpus celebrates its long-running "Funny Women" column and first-ever IRL Book Club event!

Readings by the column's editor, Elissa Bassist (author of our Book Club pick Hysterical), and a few of our favorite contributors, including Carmen Maria Machado (Her Body and Other Parties), Mia Mercado (She's Nice Though), and Katie Heaney (Girl Crushed).

This event is free for current Rumpus Book Club Members or $5 (redeemable voucher) for non-members.

RSVP required. Buy tickets here.

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NYC Book Launch
Sep
15

NYC Book Launch

You’re invited to my book party! There will be a life-changing reading, an intense conversation with Caitlin Kunkel (New Erotica for Feminists), an AMA with the audience, a soft dance party, a possible séance, and a guarantee to be home by 10pm. Drink and book purchases encouraged. More info.

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BK Book Launch
Sep
13

BK Book Launch

Please come for a reading, a conversation with Jen Spyra (Big Time, Late Night with Stephen Colbert, The Onion), an AMA, a dance-off, photo booths, and some light witchcraft. Drink and book purchases encouraged.

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