āElissa Bassist is an author, editor, ex-girlfriend, and a teacher.āāBassistās students become more successful than her.ā āProbably her therapistās favorite.ā āMs. Bassist wants to steal your sadness and then make you funny instead of sad; itās so messed up.āāElissa edited my piece, and now it is edited.āāThis woman wrote and published a book in 12 years only.ā HYSTERICAL ć°ļø HYSTERICAL ć°ļø HYSTERICAL ć°ļø a memoir ć°ļø By Elissa Bassist ć°ļø a memoir ć°ļø By Elissa Bassist ć°ļø a memoir ć°ļø By Elissa Bassist ć°ļø Classes Here I am teaching Bill Murray about rape cultureāI could teach you about that and more. Yes Events Click or don't Tragedy Plus Time My newsletter for writers. Subscribe Inside Jokes Learn more